In 3, 2, 1, you will sell me this car - now shake my hand!

What the heck.
It's like I have some curse with technology...

1) I broke my A button on my DS
2) I broke my B button on my DS
3) I broke my L button on my DS
4) I broke my laptop charger
5) I broke my iPod's middle button
6) I broke my iPod
7) I dropped my cellphone - I don't know how many times
8) I somehow f-ed up my camera
9) ... & more